Friday, July 17, 2009

Sedikit catatan

Basuh Baju sedikit sibuk minggu ini. Keluar bilik dengan matahari, balik bilik dengan bulan. (tapi kadang-kadang tak nampak bulan sebab langit berjerebu).

Maaf jika tidak dapat singgah ke blog para pelayar. Maaf jika jarang update. Cukuplah dua kali maaf- ingat hari raya ke?

Satu amaran untuk semua: Jangan ambil rasuah. Takut akan disoal-siasat. Nanti mati jatuh bangunan. Tak sempat nak kahwin. (Tapi, kalau tak rasuah pun kena soal siasat jugak. Argh!!!!)


ps: Basuh Baju sudah berkira-kira untuk tidak mengambil duit baki ketika membeli barang. Takut dianggap rasuah. Pergh, gua nak hidup lagi......

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

lu jgn mcm2 ma, kita kongsi gelap besat lo, sapa2 mau pecah lobang, lu tau sendili apa akan jadi ma.

Guru said...

ya...
bagus pikiran basuhbaju tu..jangan ambik balance duit

Firol said...

huii..malaysia boleh

aku said...

jatuh bangunan tinggi bro.
jatuh jambatan tak tinggi sgt..
hehehe

Cob Nobbler said...

macam2..aku baru keluar malaysia kejap dah cerita bukan2;;

kalau aku yang berusia 25 tahun ni pun dah penat dengar politik gila,dunia yang berjuta2 tahun ni macam mana la..

kalau la guy fawkes ada..manusia yang cuba letupkan parlimen england bila ahli parlimen dan raja england sedang bersidang..

HBM Consultant said...

Salam.
Pesanan penting kepada ibu bapa di luar sana. Jangan rasuah anak sendiri.

(Terfikir pula, bagaimana hendak mebezakan hadiah dengan rasuah?)

Ikanbilis said...

tengok keadaan jugak kalo nak sedekah balance...


warong pacak, boleh la sedekah..tesco giant mcdonal kepci jgn lak ko sedekah..kayakan kapitalis jer...

maami said...

rasuah datang dalam pelbagai bentuk...hehehe jambatan pun rasuah juga.

Che said...

High minta simpang la Malaysia ni ditadbir oleh pati yang bersangkut-paut dgn kongsi gelap.

Ya ALLAH selamatkan lah Malaysia. Celikkanlah mata kami.

RABUN said...

aku rasa dia terjun bangunan pasal tension ngan soalan soalan bodoh dari SPRM... skang kita siasat plak SPRM!!

DaliaLiyana said...

la..maksudnyer semingu sekali la ni basuh baju..perrghhhh...mst byk giler kan?? jgn jd giler da...huhuhu....

abgBro said...

gengster berlesen...terjaminkah keselamatan kita?

Fadhlah said...

takper...

azhar said...

ambil duit baki rasuah ke??

penin aaarr

Basuh Baju said...

itu lawak je la pasal duit baki..adoi ai..haha

abuyusof said...

tak bagi rasuah kontraktor tak berjaya.. kontraktor yang berjaya????

a.k.u.p.e.n.t.o.i said...

lu kasi gua je belen tu..

Hanggokan said...

kahkahkah!
amik la duit belen tuh.
anggap pemberian duit belen itu sbg upah bukan rasuah. upah dpt kerana kerja yang kita lakukan. Rasuah dpt kerana kerja yang kita tolong bagikan.

DilOt said...

rasuah lak ko ni...balance duit..amik jela weyh...upah kite keje kan...tp jgn lebih2 lak..nnt leh bertukar jadi riba'..lain lak nnt...

Basuh Baju said...

laaa....mmgla duit belen tu tak rasuah..haha

saje nak bergurau je..adoi ai..haha

reek said...

Our current malay generation is racist now because they desperately want to hang on to privileges which I frankly believe it slowly causing the malay race to rot away and become a pathetic race on crutches dependent.

I think that malays are the most stupid idiots on earth - they might have big sized bodies bud in their heads, but they have puny brains.

Thus coming to the conclusion that they are the most stupid black blocks on earth - they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

Does malays ever think twice about their religious? What if yours believe is not what you think!

You malays will rape anybody just for sexual pleasure. You didn't read about the malay who raped his own sister?

Not only that! They yell 5 times per day and expect to go to heaven! After committing so many sins like steal, rape, killing!

Malays are so stupid that deserve to be robbed by their own government. They in fact deserve to be raped as well. Maybe we were better off as British rule Malaysia after all.

Malays are jealous of Chinese, that is why they hate them. Americans are not jealous of Chinese, because they don't need tongkat. They buy a lot of Chinese goods. If they hate, they would have boycott the products. Bodoh!

Oh! Bodoh! Only blind man needs tongkat.

If Americans don't hate the malays, why is there so much bad press against Mahathir when he scolded the Americans? You malays are brainless and never read the newspaper. Everyday special rights here and there……….still like your tongkat so much!

You go to American embassy and see which country now is blacklisted? Did they blacklist Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong?

Even the Japanese look down upon the malays because they are just a bunch of fool, corrupt, lazy person who feed on the Chinese income tax for their existence.

The malays want to produce as many pig babies as they want, but doesn't teach them what is honesty, hardworking, civilisation!

San said...

Malaysians are very naive.

It is pretty clear that the MACC is operating like the German or Soviet secret police of the ruling party to punish opposition members.

How more transparent can they get? We must be all completely idiots to even discuss MACC.

Something like the MACC has to be completely independent or not in existence at all.

This is truly outrageous, as would be the case if the Mafia ran the police force.

vesewe said...

That is why malay is the most arrogant, corrupted, racist and terrorist race in the world. To the world population, malay is only a minority. And yet, still keep on talking about Islam, Muslim, Syariah law. Shame on you!

Unknown said...

Jangan amalkam cubaan rasuah polis/penguatkuasa dgn duit RM8 atau RM50..kene tahan nnti atas alasan merasuah.dak pasal2 kene naik mahkamah..

abdultalib said...

Kuali cakap periuk hitam!

Dear Reek & ve"sewel"!

U can say anythings...but don't show your "stupid" too much...

Cover little bit!

Basuh Baju said...

Reek:

u said malays are the most stupid black blocks on earth - they are coloured black and stink like a garbage dump.

but then u hail Anwar Ibrahim.

Makes no mistake Anwar is a malay and ex-UMNO (the racist institution)..

can I assume that u're the follower of the 'most stupid black blocks on earth'?

Please do clarify.. :)

Joe said...

jangan ambil rasuah..!
takut kena tolak..!

Ashley Ahmed said...

Malaya's only for Malay & bumis, Chinese, Indian and Polynesian. Our Islam is the truth.

Extremist immigrants go HOME! (origin country).

p/s: Orang Islam boleh mula amalkan ayat empat kembali.

Basuh Baju said...

Junah: We're all pendatang in this land..

While I do agree with ur sentiment that against reek's comment, I do not condone ur words that said they are immigrants..

plz...we want to see a better malaysia. :)