Monday, June 29, 2009

Soal Jawab Bersama Basuh Baju


1- Basuh Baju,


Saya berasa amat risau bila mendengar mengenai wabak HINI yang semakin hari semakin teruk di seluruh dunia. Di Malaysia sahaja sudah 100 lebih kes jangkitan. Bagaimanakah kerajaan Malaysia menangani wabak ini? Adakah langkah yang diambil mampu menyelesaikan masalah wabak HINI?
( Rais Yatim, Jelebu)

- Saudara Rais Yatim,

Malaysia telah mengambil satu langkah yang sangat bijak. Tidak ada satu negara pun yang sanggup mengambil risiko dengan mengambil langkah ini. Malah Mexico, China, Australia dan USA juga kelihatan bengap kerana tidak mampu berfikir bagaimana hendak mengawal wabak HI1NI. Difahamkan langkah ini adalah yang pertama di dunia. Kerajaan Malaysia wajar diberi pengiktirafan di dalam Guinnes World Book of Record.

Langkah tersebut ialah dengan mengarahkan media menggunakan istilah selesema babi. Istilah H1N1 tidak sesuai digunakan kerana ianya susah hendak disebut di dalam Bahasa Melayu. Di samping itu istilah selesema babi juga dilihat lebih bersifat kebangsaan. Basuh Baju amat yakin dua-tiga hari selepas istilah selesema babi digunakan, Malaysia akan menjadi negara pertama di dunia yang bebas daripada wabak H1N1 ops...wabak selesema babi.

ps: Sepatutnya guna selesema khinzir. Bukan lagi Islamik ke?

2- Basuh Baju,

Saya merupakan insan yang banyak melakukan dosa. Sepanjang hidup saya, saya telah mengambil rasuah, menindas orang miskin, bersifat rasis dan menipu orang ramai. Namun sekarang jiwa saya sudah sedar dan insaf. Saya ingin bertaubat. Harapan saya agar diri saya ditempatkan di kalangan insan yang memasuki syurga Yang Maha Esa. Basuh Baju boleh mengajar atau memberi saya sedikit nasihat?
(Muhyiddin Yassin)

- Saudara Muhyiddin,

Pertama sekali Basuh Baju bukanlah mereka yang 'layak' bercakap soal agama. Basuh Baju risau apa yang dinasihati oleh Basuh Baju akan menyebabkan ada golongan yang akan menuduh Basuh Baju menghina agama Islam. Basuh Baju tidak mahu ada laporan polis dibuat yang akhirnya membazir kertas dan secara tidak langsung menyumbang kepada penebangan pokok.

Namun, Basuh Baju merupakan seorang blogger. Dan sebagai blogger, Basuh Baju mempunyai idea yang sangat mudah dan bernas untuk saudara. Untuk memasuki syurga tidaklah sepayah yang disangkakan. Saudara hanya perlu menunggu pada pilihanraya akan datang dan silalah pergi mengundi. Di kertas undi nanti, saudara hanya perlu memangkah parti BN. Kemudian ambil gambar kertas undi tersebut untuk dijadikan bahan bukti di akhirat kelak.

ps: Ini bukan fatwa. Tetapi ini candu daripada parti politik yang menggunakan agama untuk menarik undi.

3- Basuh Baju,

Sekarang ini heboh di sana-sini mengenai konsep 1Malaysia. Sebagai kontraktor yang dilantik untuk menyediakan baju, topi, banner, risalah, papan tanda, buku, dan model logo '1' di bangunan-bangunan kerajaan, saya amat bertuah. Berjuta-juta ringgit saya perolehi daripada kontrak 1Malaysia. Namun, saya tertanya-tanya bagaimanakah konsep 1Malaysia ini dapat diterapkan ke dalam jiwa setiap rakyat Malaysia? Basuh Baju mempunyai cadangan?
(Nazri Aziz)

- Saudara Nazri,

Sebenarnya bukan saudara sahaja yang mengaut keuntungan daripada konsep 1Malaysia. Pencipta logo, pengubah lagu dan juga pereka tarian 1Malaysia juga mendapat manfaat. Basuh Baju difahamkan tidak lama lagi setiap sekolah dan universiti akan diwajibkan untuk mengajar tarian senam robik 1Malaysia pada waktu riadah. Tetapi awas, jurulatihnya bukanlah Linda Jasmine tetapi seorang anak dara bernama Rosmah Mansor.

Oh ye, hampir terlupa dengan soalan saudara. Basuh Baju sangat yakin konsep 1Malaysia ini akan berjaya, cemerlang, gemilang, dan terbilang sekiranya Biro Tata Negara (BTN) yang mengendalikannya. BTN merupakan satu-satunya agensi kerajaan yang sangat mementingkan perpaduan di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. Hidup BTN!

4- Basuh Baju,

Saya merupakan editor di akhbar arus perdana. Saban hari saya mempunyai masalah untuk memilih berita di muka hadapan. Kadangkala saya keliru, mana satu berita dan mana satu auta.
(Awang Selamat)

- Saudar Awang,

Senang saje. Bila Obama telefon Najib, itulah yang patut dijadikan berita utama. Hal-hal seperti rumah rakyat kena roboh, kos sara hidup meningkat dan pekerja dibuang tidak patut dijadikan berita. Kalau hendak letak pun, sila letak di bahagian yang kecik-kecik.

Ps: Agaknya kalau Basuh Baju telefon kawan bernama Najib, boleh masuk muka hadapan tak?

5- Basuh Baju,

Saya mempunyai masalah rumah tangga. Suami saya mempunyai perempuan lain. Sudah 2 minggu dia tidak pulang ke rumah. Bagaimana untuk saya memenangis hatinya balik?
( Diana Danielle)

- Saudari Diana,

Errr....maaf. Basuh Baju bukan blog mengenai masalah peribadi.

57 comments:

Xpuasati said...

gua rasa lu pun macam dah ikut falsafah reporter... 'goods news is the bad news, no news create one'

Blogger Ini Tidak Mahu Dikenali said...

huks, cilaka BTN, lima hari aku kawin, dan kene hantar isteri ke BTN.

huhhuhuhuhhuhuu

hai said...

1.kenapa kalau selsema babi ni aku tak dengar pun babi2 di tembak mati sedangkan kalau selsema burung,habis semua jenis burung dilupuskan....kesian ayam!
2.x ada orang yang tak melakukan kesilapan..masalahnya kenapa buat kesilapan yang sama???
3.1malaysia yang memenatkan.....
4.buat 1 suratkhabar khas untuk cerita2 auta yang syok sendiri...
5.Diana.ko cerai je suami ko dan kawin lain...abih citer!

mamai said...

satu pendekatan yang bernas hahahahaha..

Ikanbilis said...

thumbs up bro..wakaka

sis_nita said...

laa..

diana danielle tu salah masuk umah daa..

Mohd said...

kah kah kah ini entry yg btoi2 wat gua suka habis!

lu mmg terbaek ar BB!

noorlara said...

basuhbaju ni, kalau pasal babi tu takyah nak islamik dah, sebut jek babi yau manusia yg membaham daging haram tu tersa skit, punyele banyak daging bleh dimakan, nak jugaaak makan babi kan dah menyusahkan!

deennasour KEMBALI said...

saya selaku pihak media yang bertanggungjawab menerbitkan dan mengedit treller2 atau iklan2 satu malaysia amat berharap Satu Malaysia membawa pulangan yang lumayan kepada pihak saya utk mengalas perut.

yeah yeah.

p/s : basuh baju, daku dah ada blog baru sbb yang lama dah down. so linkkan yang baru keh.
kang aku letak link ko gak dlm blog baru daku.

addyaholix said...

diana danielle dapat liputan segala bagai sebab masuk plkn. apa pendapat saudara basuh baju?

apa istimewa diana danielle? cuma sebab dia artis? perlu kamera rakam semua?

Abang Terrer said...

Err... suami x balik rumah? Lu patut suruh Diana Danielle keluar rumah, dan datang ke rumah gua je...

Abang Terrer said...

Oh ye Basuhbaju, gua dah tag lu... mau x mau lu kena buat jgk hahaha...

DIK AN said...

Saya rasa kalau saya lempang muka semua pengadu tu disabitkan kesalahan x agak2?

DilOt said...

selsema babi...tembak je babi2 tu...selsema burung tau lak semua ayam dimansuhkan...

nami o fish said...

Beb,sekali baca macam Keluh Kesah Bersama Kak Esah dalam majalah Ujang..hahahaha!

Lepas ni boleh buat rancangan macam Oprah Winfrey hahaha!

Hanz_Azdi said...

wow ni blog ada berani ..nih macam baru ada 'kick' ..lu dah okay lu leh jln terus.. along the way just try 2 be fair to all..dgn maksud sekali-sekala lu elok hentam sama PR gak ler...mana ada busuk kasi potong & buang.

Firol said...

syok la baca...........

Pig Flu
Selsema babi senang sebut.....Bunuh je babi-babi yang ada....

1 Malaysia....
dah 50 tahun merdeka belum 1 lagi ye?...

nami o fish said...

Basuh Baju,bila nak buat projek short film?Ada kaki?

a kl citizen said...

betulla basuh baju ...

sambil basuh baju memang banyak ilham ya.. sukalah sangat akak membacanya

Marniyati said...

Salam.

Sinis yang menyelar hakikat segala yang terjadi di Tanah Melayu tercinta. Terima kasih kerana sudi menjadi mahasiswa yang berani.

Redz da Tsar said...

boleh la bukak akhbar online sendiri... Basuhbajukini.com atau basuhbajudaily.net... haha

coolooc said...

Islam in Malaysia is suppressing humanity, dignity and desire of a normal human being.

Islam in Malaysia is causing trouble to non-Muslims who goes about their everyday life to do what any other normal human being on earth are doing.

Islam in Malaysia does not respect traffic law when Muslims can park their cars all over the road and cause inconvenience to everybody.

Islam in Malaysia does not contribute to the progress of the malay race and any other race in Malaysia.

Islam felts threaten in Malaysia, when nobody actually gives a damn about them.

reek said...

If only the malays are a bit smarter, then BN won’t win. The problem is malays are too damn stupid that they keep voting for BN. I don’t know what poison BN gave to make them in this state.

winner said...

If malays are so unhappy in this land, they are free to go back to Indonesia, nobody stop them.

They are laughed at by everyone in this world for being lazy, stupid, useless morons.

If we want a good country – we must destroy the Umno party first.

Basuh Baju said...

cooloc: It's the muslim not Islam that gives the bad impression, Please differentiate that okey?

I suppose it's about muslim in Malaysia not Islam in Malaysia..

:)

winner: no. destorying UMNO wont solve anything. We need to destroy all racial based political party. MCA, MIC included...

reek said...

If the government are transparent than there will be more Chinese in the uni.

The UMNO BN create this quota to suppress other races who are superrior than the lazy Malays.

Basuh Baju said...

If the gov more transparent, there will be more malay also in getting gov contracts. Not the cronies..

If the gov more transparent, the rakyat will benefit. It's not only the chinese my friend.

Why do we need to talk 'malay that', 'chinese that'.. why cant we refer these peoples as malaysian?

reek said...

As if its like the University is owned by UMNOs that only Malays can further their study there.

The truth is Chinese always get good marks better than Malay but the Malay always end up in the University.

Basuh Baju said...

okey, so u talk about UMNO's own the University. Okey, maybe its true. And I can see ur point here..

So how about we propese 1 school system.. Is it okey my friend? The malay will mix up with the brilliant chinese..ops..malaysian...

reek said...

do U want chinese to be like Malays, lazy, arrogant, in dependable? 1school is just another UMNOs gimmic trying to control this country.

do you agree if the government is more transparent than their will be more Chinese in the government services because they deserve it and government services will be more efficient?

reek said...

do U want chinese to be like Malays, lazy, arrogant, in dependable? 1school is just another UMNOs gimmic trying to control this country.

do you agree if the government is more transparent than their will be more Chinese in the government services because they deserve it and government services will be more efficient?

DR 1221 said...

wabak penyakit pun nak salahkan kerajaan. hampeeh punya otak.

reek said...

can't answer me do U?

Basuh Baju said...

reek:

1school system is a gimmick? common, you insist of transparent and fairness. But now you against the system that propagates the fairness between races.

You said malays are lazy and so on.. Maybe its true if u only see the malays that posses the trait. how about malays who are going to chinese school? do they still branded as a lazy?

You want meritocracy. But you failed to understand what the meritocracy is. Meritocracy is not about chinese getting all the things. Meritocracy is about who deserve it. The way you talk, you said only chinese can get this and get that. Common'la my friend. Is all chinese are hardworking, brilliant and NOT CORRUPT?

Its not about races.

reek said...

thats what i'm talking about "who deserve it". Chinese are not brilliant the're hardworking, they deserve what the UMNO goon doesn't, what u see now is unfairness all base on quota, that why oh malay are more in the unis and government services, while their service you can judge by yourself ma.

by the way before U can use the word malaysian u must agree

i. malay can convert to other religion

ii. Other races also capable of becoming PM

iii. the're no Bumis and non bumis, no quota period

then we can refer each others as malaysian

reek said...

never been with MCA, never agree with MCA, never will be an MCAan.

never said all Malays but more chinese.

U only agree on no 2 what abt no 1 and 3?

Basuh Baju said...

anyway I do wonder what are the correlation between no 1,2,3 and the term Malaysian?

reek said...

I'll take that as a yes for no 1.

why so after 50 yrs of independent still want bumis and non bumis ka.

common ma this term should be abolished. only 'who deserve' can survive.

reek said...

dont talk like UMNO ma, that what their been restricting us all these years,

religion, no 1 post in the country and bumis.

Basuh Baju said...

so what are the religion, no 1 post, and bumis reflect the term of malaysian?

reek said...

belogingness, superior than others, how can we chinese refer to us as malaysian when UMNO still baby sit the malay, how can we refer ourselves as malaysian when only non muslims can convert to Islam and muslims cannot, how can we refer ourselves as malaysian when we are force to accept only Malay can rule the country fit 4 no1 post? answer me?

Donut said...

BUMP!!!
gua dah bajet2 jawapan.sipi2 kena.hahaha~

Basuh Baju said...

so ur problem is about UMNO not malays.. Malays are not UMNO..

There are malays in PAS, PKR , DAP and non- political too..even more!

And I dont believe these malays are suppressing non-malays..

so u said, the moment we all can convert to whatever religion we want, then can we refer ourselves as malaysian?

so u said,when the chinese become the PM, then we can saya ourselves as Malaysian?

No no.. its not about races..

abuyusof said...

adakah gua layak nak tanya soalan ni.. gua tak rasuah, tak nipu dsn..?

abdultalib said...

Dear cooloc, winner & reek…

Islam as you described is not like that…that’s only the muslim has failed to impose the real life of islam.

Malays is not necessary muslim. But muslim is restricted to convert to others religion. (this not Malaysian’s law..this is Allah rules).

1Malaysia. Because not ONLY Malays or Chinese in Malaysia!

Dear Basuh Baju… thanks for your unemotional answers to them!

nami o fish said...

let me explain to reek.

The problems that we're facing right now is not about race or religion.It's about class struggle,between the rich and poor,the capitalist class(businessman,expretariat etc) against working class(the rakyat who works).

If you're bickering about how Muslim or Malays against your freedom to express,and how about Muslim people who wants to worship their God but forbid by their Chinese bosses?

Can you explain me that?

If all of us,Malay,Chinese,Indian can accept this concept;One Human Race instead of 1Malaysia or 'perpaduan',you all can see the clear view what is the problem we're facing.

I acknowledged that not all Chinese are rich people,and not all Malay people are arrogant like your statement.

The problem is not UMNO,MCA nor MIC.It's not PKR,PAS or DAP either.The problem is the system.

Divide and rule.Divide and conquer.The capitalist has dividing us with race,religion,sexual orientation or anything can dividing us.We,the working class are fighting each other while the rich,whether it's Chinese capitalist class or Datuk-Datuk(Malay capitalist class) are using us like a puppet.

If a Chinese want to be PM,seriously I don't have any problem of that.But if only PM will receives his paycheck like workers in Tesco or McDonalds.Don't laugh because in Ireland,Joe Higgins receives his paycheck like the rest of working class although he is representative of European parliament.

The problem is not about race or religion.It's the class that dividing us.

nami o fish said...

reek:I know you're seeking for an equal rights between Chinese and Malay.How can you ask that since not all Malays receives the equal rights?

I also against a Malay Prime Minister who manipulate us.So,if Chinese Prime Minister,is that any difference if we keep on using the current system?

Like I stated in my blog,I don't mind any race who want to be my Prime Minister if he accepts his paycheck like Tesco or McDonald workers,but I against any Prime Minister,any race if he discriminate people.

I didn't view race and religion as a problem.Race is created by some fascist guys to dividing us,and religion is the way you're believe your God.

You see,KBSM systems has dividing us.This is the main problem of our unity.The system wasn't allow us to unite.

One human race,we share this Earth.Equal rights,we're sharing together.

Or you want me to say "the Chinese bosses are also arrogant when Malay workers want to worship their God?"

I know,Malay bosses aren't allow Chinese workers to worship their God too.

Not because the workers is Buddhist or Hindus or Islam or Christian,it's about the attitude of "I'm your fucking boss,you obey me".

Clear?

reek said...

What is the difference between ketuanan Melayu and ketuanan rakyat?

ketuanan Melayu devide us. UMNOs been protecting this for a 50 years, ketuanan Melayu = Malay is the rightful owner of malaysia, Islam is superrior than other religion, their langguage.

Ketuanan rakyat = equality, Malaysia's owned by every race, other religion have their rights to do missionanry converting malays, no quota.

one human race? huh even you cannot accept that, one human race will go beyond race and religion. Will you allowed your sister/ daughter to convert to other religion and let her live in peace. No.

you just another UMNO goon whos dividing us with religion and race.

nami o fish said...

There is no such thing as ketuanan rakyat in Pakatan's manifesto.

You've been fooled by these politicians.

How can you say "i can't accept One Human Race concept?"

I'm a socialist.It's up to you to believe your own God.I believe mine,you believe yours.It's okay.I won't stop anyone to convert to other religion.Religion is the way you believe your God.How can I force people to believe something he/she didn't believe?

I'm not an UMNO member.I'm non partisan.You're the one who want to divide us,with your belief and your hatred.

I didn't hate Chinese although they stopping me from Friday praying.

I didn't support Ketuanan Melayu.I didn't say Islam religion is superior than the rest.Islam is a religion.So does Buddha,Hindus,Conficius,Catholic,Judaism or even Animinism.Or even Atheism.

I also have a friend who is an atheist.I don't have a problem with that.

It's seems you're the one who wants to dividing us.If I didn't mind even an atheist to be my friend,why can't you to accept Muslim/Malay as your friend?

Think with your head.Not your emotion.

p/s:I didn't support those UMNO people too.They're as equal as Nazi or Klu Klux Klan for me.

One human race.

nami o fish said...

p/s:I even hate "a concept of nation".

I'm a Javanese.I'm equal as people in Tswahili in Africa,or Arabs,or Italian,or Irish,or Kadazan Dusun in Sabah,or Bushmen in Australia,or Navajo people in American desert.I believe everybody has its own right to be themselves.You,a Chinese,be whoever you are.Believe what you're believing.

I don't care much about sexual orientation,I have gay and lesbian friends,I don't have a problem at all.

I don't have a problem at all about religion differences.Race?Only the fascists cares.

Are you care about your race?Or should I say "Hitler or Francisco Franco is like you" because they really care about their race?

Sorry dude,you can't put me in the same league as UMNO people.I'm an internationalist.I don't care about anything that dividing us.

The keyword here is "RESPECT".

reek said...

if you didn't accept Anwar Ib ketuanan rakyat then you're UMNO BN!

nami o fish said...

p/s:If you're supporting Ketuanan Rakyat and Anwar's policy,well,he is a Malay and Muslim too.

Look what happen in Pakatan's states.There are still poverty over here and there.Workers has been oppressed,state leaders are more interested looking for new investors rather than helping people,state leaders talking crap rather than solving problems.

Politicians will always be politicians.No matter what logo he represents.

If Ketuanan Rakyat like you said in Pakatan policies,why there's still poverty in Kedah?Or Kelantan?I was studying in USM Penang and I saw a Chinese begging for money,and looking for cans and plastic to recycle and sell.

So it's that "equality" that you're fighting for?

nami o fish said...

Haha what if I didn't support both?I'm UMNO/BN?

Hello..Anwar was UMNO member too.

I simply hate politicians.They talk crap.

I'm not a politic junkies like you.Expecting Anwar like a "God" changing everything.

The problem here is THE SYSTEM.The whole world has been oppressed.

I also against Islamic government in Sudan for oppressing non Islamic people in Darfur.

I also against Ketuanan Melayu.

Is that me or you,is THE DIVIDER?

Basuh Baju said...

Nami: TQ very much for ur reply and explanation. I really appreciate that my friend.

You've explained it's all about the class and economy not the race.

Reek: "if you didn't accept Anwar Ib ketuanan rakyat then you're UMNO BN!"

I refer to ur statement here. It's crystal clear right now that you're supporting Pakatan. I have no problem with thatt. It's ur right to support whoever you want.

However yuo seems contradict with urself. You against divide and rule tactic by politicians. But whether you realise it or not you're the one who wants to divide us. You said " those you dont support anwar is UMNO/BN"

May I ask you, how about those who are in the middle?

How about those who are pissed off with both sides?

Why do you need to whack all the things BN/UMNO did eventhough some of the actions are good?

Why do you need to worship and praise all the Pakatan's did eventhough some of them is bad?

The same goes to the other way.

This is the time for us to change. What we need here is not about political affiliation.

instead we need a new level of thinking. We must change our mind set. We must reject what is wrong. And accept what is right. iT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH SIDES DO IT.

Am I clear? :)

Btw, your entitled ttou ur view reek.

gman said...

lol shooting pigs wont stop bird flu lah!
haha...

oh imho, bickering on religions and races won't bring us nowhere. stupidity maybe. so do we blame our ancestors for migrating all over the world and start a new community hence a country. and inevitably a multi-races and multi-religions country?
i believe mine, you believe yours.
constitutional law is just a law, like any other law, it is broken by any one any where....

agak kurang bijak gaduh pasal agama dengan kaum, stretch to infinity, and not to mention millions year back when this earth is one big land....

Baginda Reformasi said...

hallo reek!

malay,chinese or indian is all same... that the fact! in 100% population in malaysian, 60% are malay,30% are chinese, n 10% are indian....
example:
if in 1 class have 100 students... how much u think is stupid? lets say 10 of 100 is stupid and fail their exam... for sure 6/10 is malay, 3/10 are chinese n only 1 is indian.... so pls dont say malay are stupid and give umno to rule this malaysia... stupid people is MALAYSIAN... if malaysian belive PR can control malaysia they will give PR win... if chinese got 3 people that hardworking malays got 6 people hard working... if chinese got 3 people that good to be PM, malays got 6 people that capability to be PM.... just thinking!

p/s:
6vote from malay! 3vote from chinese and 1vote from indian

aya said...

"I didn't support Ketuanan Melayu.I didn't say Islam religion is superior than the rest.Islam is a religion.So does Buddha,Hindus,Conficius,Catholic,Judaism or even Animinism.Or even Atheism."

Nak jawab to reek pasal ni jugak boleh?

Can I ask you reek, if you dont think your religion is superior, then why do you believe in it?

Of course I believe Islam is the most superior religion, because I do have faith in Islam. It is a faith. It's your belief. I believe in Islam. I have faith in it. So I choose Islam instead of other religions. Which means I believe Islam is the way of life. We dont force you to believe that.

It's like you've been given 4 choices in an exam question, and you have to choose the right answer. You choose your answer which you believe its correct, and I choose mine. You believe that answer is 'superior' than the rest, and I believe that my answer is 'superior' than the rest.

I hope you understand what I mean